Such a saucy fellow
May. 31st, 2013 01:34 amCurrently at Toronto Pearson: 23. High today: 30.
Meet Idiot Features the robin!

So, yesterday, I arrive at the cottage, open the curtains on the back sliding doors, and within, I don't know, seconds, Idiot Features has launched himself into the doors and landed on the deck. Oh dear, I think, without the curtains this bird doesn't see that it can't get in here--but I guess it won't do that again. A while later, I am in the kitchen, and I hear, coming from the front room: *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. At first I have no idea what this is, and then I discover: Idiot Features is hurling himself repeatedly into the doors. So I close the curtains and figure that will be the end of it--until I hear *thunk*ing from other parts of the cottage. This morning I go outside and Idiot Features is at the cottage next door, hurling himself into one of their windows, and then it occurs to me: Idiot Features does not want in; Idiot Features wants to kill that other robin. This afternoon I see Idiot Features down at our craptacular little bunkie thing, hurling himself at its craptacular little window. And then finally Idiot Features confirms my theory:

He carefully considered hurling himself into our car window--

--but for some reason thought better of it.
I often wonder how any robins manage to live.
Meet Idiot Features the robin!

So, yesterday, I arrive at the cottage, open the curtains on the back sliding doors, and within, I don't know, seconds, Idiot Features has launched himself into the doors and landed on the deck. Oh dear, I think, without the curtains this bird doesn't see that it can't get in here--but I guess it won't do that again. A while later, I am in the kitchen, and I hear, coming from the front room: *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. *thunk*. At first I have no idea what this is, and then I discover: Idiot Features is hurling himself repeatedly into the doors. So I close the curtains and figure that will be the end of it--until I hear *thunk*ing from other parts of the cottage. This morning I go outside and Idiot Features is at the cottage next door, hurling himself into one of their windows, and then it occurs to me: Idiot Features does not want in; Idiot Features wants to kill that other robin. This afternoon I see Idiot Features down at our craptacular little bunkie thing, hurling himself at its craptacular little window. And then finally Idiot Features confirms my theory:

He carefully considered hurling himself into our car window--

--but for some reason thought better of it.
I often wonder how any robins manage to live.