Merry Christmas, Santa Claus

Currently at Toronto Pearson: -2. High today: -1.

There's an old man on a sleigh
Who's like m-m-m-m-me just for one day
Bestrides the world like a huge c-c-c-c-c-colostomy
He gets no presents, he gets no fun
And he's forgotten when he's done
So here's a little gift, a song to him from me:

Merry merry merry merry merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely guy!

So let us recall
What started it all
On that Bethlehem night so long ago
When people gazed from afar
Upon a giant star
Which reminds me of someone you all know!

Jesus in that manger lay
While the sheep and donkeys swayed
And the wise men and shepherds bowed their heads
Jesus heard the lullaby
So he opened up his eyes
And looked up at his mummy and said:

Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely guy!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely guy!

D-d-d-d-d-d-dear Santa:
Y'know, words don't come easy to me, but I just want to say, I love you! From the top of your Christmas stocking to the bottom of your Christmas b-b-b-b-b-bottom!

I have a dream today my friends!
That before this Christmas ends
A big Santa's sack of love I'll bring
And we'll unite the whole world through
Yes, even Belgians too!
And we'll all stand together and sing:

Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely guy!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely guy!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas--you're such a lovely guy!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas, just because
Merry Christmas, you're a lovely--fat, but nice and lovely guy!
Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
Merry Christmas! I love your beard! Let's have lunch!